i wear your grandads clothes
i look in credible
you just know the girl beside him is internally laughing
Only in the NYC Subway, people
(Source: lovethyhippie)
i wear your grandads clothes
i look in credible
you just know the girl beside him is internally laughing
Only in the NYC Subway, people
(Source: lovethyhippie)
runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
Dark time indeed. Even Voldemort was jealous of The Lamp.
(Source: brennablueskies)
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
(Source: humortrain)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda s*** I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
Cannes Film Festival 2013.
(Source: lovefromwatson)
this is exactly what the end of the semester feels like
(Source: oisel)
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know
Sometimes i talk in song lyrics and my friends don’t even notice
sometimes I talk in Mean Girls quotes and no one notices
Sometimes I talk and nobody notices
At first it was funny but then it got kind of sad
Just like my social life
(Source: brendonboredurie)
even trees know how to grow up so u should probably learn too
now where have i seen that face in gif 2?
oh right
(Source: johannamasons)